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On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me A glitch on the video
screen.
On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Two keyboard bounces,
and a glitch on the video screen.
On the third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Three loose plugs, Two
keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the FORTH day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Four garbled SAVE's,
Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Five blank cassettes,
Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch
on the video screen.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Six I/O spasms, Five
blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard
bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Seven system resets,
Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose
plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eight worthless
printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four
garbled SAVE's Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video
screen.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me nine burnt-out fuses
Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank
cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a
glitch on the video screen.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Ten disk-drive
lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system
resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three
loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eleven damaged
diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless
printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four
garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video
screen.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Twelve blown-out
circuits, Eleven damaged diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out
fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five
blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And
a glitch on the video screen.
Bob
was this list made in 1987? lol still amusing.
Nice. Thanks. I know just where to send this, too.
lol......what a messed up computer!